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Hail friends or foes, i have taken it upon myself to share with you some of my adventures and stories that i have had since playing here.

I know what i do is looked down upon yet i stand to bring about a new order other than PVP like most players seem to only do.

My quest started many months ago when i found myself at the very start of any uo players career in finding a new shard to play on, i have layed home too many shard in my lifetime building up skills and knowledge of every aspect of this game to better my understanding of how i should go about the task at hand, in this case "Thievery".

Some say thieves is a dying class yet i am fine example of what can become of it with alot perseverance and determination to take from the rich and give to myself. Many will say the items i steal are worthless, yet to that person it meaned something otherwise they would not be carrying it, and any item i take holds dear value to me as a show of skill in some instances, as avoiding certain death is at the top of my priority.

i have compiled a few shots of my steals just as a snippit of what is too come, i hope to set up a area where all that is "Thievery" orientated can be shown and expressed in fine detail, and yes some tips and tactics along the way.

for now

a few pics from the early beginning to where i am now <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

So here was my first steal, was a lonely boring day in Luna yet i came across this lone traveller seeking to purhcase at a shop just outside luna walls, my skills where sharp but doubt settled in my mind as would he notice, would i be revealed, or would i fail horribly on my first steal.

the odds where against me yet i pushed forward and snooped his pack. i searched till i found what i was looking for, some gold here , some other junk there, and poor a xbow, that will do nicely.

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i find what i have been looking for

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and just like it was there, it was now gone

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Now to make my exit and leave this man be before he notices, which i doubt as he was too pre occupied with shopping <!-- s:P -->:P<!-- s:P -->

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First steal SUCCESS.

The following days after my first steal i grew more eager to target higher profile players, my hunger to become famous and seek what was once theres soon to be mine took on a new hight and fuel my desire to succeed.

A small holding where i can plot my devilish plans for world domination ( err i mean theft ) yes theft, the main objective, and wasnt she a beauty, many days begging at the bank had lead me to finally being able to afford this and i will not hesitate to start my quest.

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I recieved word that on the other side of Luna lays another area for housing so i took it upon myself to go in search of what treasures might lay ahead.

Enter the noble Zfirvich.

And immedietely i was slobbering at the prize i have infront of me, a dagger of great power if wielded by the right person, in that case me.

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So there it was all mine

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now to flea before he comes around too what i have just taken off him.

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For now i shall leave these here, and update with much more at a later stage, there is much to be stolen and such little time.

Many days had passed since that first historical steal in my career on this shard, but i couldnt fathom where all these rich players get there gold, do they earn it like hard working men, or do they simply take the life from a man and leave him nothing but the clothes on his back, i hear some dont even give them that dignity.

So i head to my favourite spot atm for some light theft before bed time and low and behold another victim, another player seeking an adventure yet unfortunate for her our paths will now cross and she will find out just exactly what i do.

Enter Sarah Sealure

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And before she even realised "O maybe i should not be standing right here" it was gone.

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I run off with my newly acquired item, happy with todays work, i head back to Luna bank to drop off my newly aquired item and saw a few players running down the street, i gave chase only too stumble upon this happening.

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player after player they came in masses all wanting a piece of the action

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I dodge the poison fields back and forth trying to land a snoop in one of there packs but they where just too quick and involved i didnt want to run the risk of being detected. i head back to Luna to stroke my ego with my new found item.

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a hour or so later i decide to take a wonder down to see the aftermath of the battle i endured through earlier, risking limb after limb to get a sweet taste of the riches that these mighty warriors might possess on them yet i came up empty handed, lucky too leave with my life intact.

Enter Pawik

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That is a mighty fine bow you have there sir, do you mind if i just borrow it, offcourse you wont.

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i head for the walls to evade my victims grasps and scope out my new prize.

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i nice item for a nice guy like myself, not too shabby if i do say so myself

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Gasper 1 other guy 0

Hail friends another day another adventure and most importantly MORE TREASURE!!!!

So i woke that morning at another small outpost at the wall of Luna west to find not much happening, how could this be, on one of the most popular shard out i would expect a welcomming party at my door, a horde of men brandishing weapons and spears and pickaxes shouting a mock at me "kill him" or "burn him alive" or however you could imagine a angry mob <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

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So todays adventure surprizingly happens where the rest had left off, Luna,  the town of Luna is a magical place, where beggers walk amongst men each seeking an adventure whilst the filthy tax man takes there hard earned dollars, the streets are clean and there is no sign of violence, perfect place to investigate what prizes i may come across on todays episode.


And there we go, a helpless traveller telling me of his story of how he was able to aqcuire 2 fang of the ractus swords, unfortunate for him, the second he forgot to insure, sorry for him

Enter Celdric Defannel

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He then asks if i want to buy one? does he really think i would buy, im a poor thief remember i do not have hard currency for whatever large sum of money he would ask for it, and i am already in his pack and all of a sudden *poof* its gone

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Unbeknowst too him he has just lost something precious to him and i have gained another trophy.  Now to be off before he realises his grave mistake.

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Success

Gasper 1 other guy 0 (well 1 technically as he still has another sword)

Hail Pandorians, this story sets a few hours later after my previous, a noble tamer seeking to learn the art of animal taming, too one day tame a mighty beast, a ferocious dragon or a non so fierce dog as a companion on his travels through this world.

Enter the young Christoph

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The stage was set, an animal taming +12 earrings in return for 80k gold, seems like a fair trade to me, this way we both benefit. yet i benefit a bit more, ( now before any of you jump down my throat what happens next wasnt very nice, but i could not resist )

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i take back what was once mine as quick as it hit his pack from the trade, i must say i feel highly guilty about now, but none the less, business is business, he should be lucky he has his life still intact, yet he was not aware i have reclaimed his precious gift back as my own.

I make haste to the lands of Minoc to view my prize as it all happened so fast i would hate to find i took the wrong object.

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And there it was, i have the earrings back and also

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GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Success on my behalf, huge loss on his. yet the day is not over

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weeping at the realization of his loss he pleas out too me for mercy.

Later that day i gave it back, i cannot stand the sight of a man crying

Gasper 0 other guy 1 (i did get the gold though)  <!-- s:P -->:P<!-- s:P -->

Hail travellers, it seems as my name has yet to be branded (THIEF) so more and more players rush to my stores to see my goods, thinking they making a great deal, yet unfortunate for them they are fighting a losing battle.

Here is where todays tale begins, at my vendor in Luna North, a young players asks for directions to my vendor, and how could i not resist, i give him a detailed explanation to my whereabouts and sit and wait for his entrance.

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Enter the illustrious Neravar

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That is a nice mempo would you be so kind as too........... ahh too late

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More and more stuff falls into his pack, and i happily get my grubby paws on them all

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Nice cyclone, i am sure a Gargoyle would enjoy it, let me help you out

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and so ends the fun, as i take what i can and make for the hills

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And that conludes todays adventures, O wait another traveller

Enter the Drake

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Ahh a warrior in the making, i am sure he has some items of worth, let me take a peek

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Hmm, well for another day mighty warrior, i pray your pack is filled with the riches of your success, and i will be there along the way to help carry them.

Farewell for now

Gasper 1 other guy 0

Hail friends.

Todays adventure is broken up into a few small shots as some of them where so intense i battled to hold my own without dying let alone taking a few screenshots whilst at it.

So today begins as everyday does in the lands of Luna, i am beginning to think that everytime i start a adventure from Luna it always bares its fruits, as i have yet to feel the wrath of someones blade, i have yet to be branded a thief, and have yet to be struck down by the mighty gods themselves.

So then FOR ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ponders to myself , where have i yet to grace my presence too, hmmm

The Dojo

Enter Woqsx

And immediately i see a problem, i have somebody who clearly does not know what he is doing trying to steal in broad daylight, risking life and limb against a powerful purple man who looks like Barney the dinosaur with a bow.

Seems like a most troublesome day ahead, yet i push on, and take a look at his stock.

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A pair of gloves, that will do nicely, and as soon as i took a look, he was up after that other fellow, he unfortunately fell to his demise a few blocks up.

I immediately thought, "Opportunity" he will be to engulfed in scourging round this players dead body too notice a helpless thief searching his pack. lets test.

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I see my item, and take what is now mine, and head for the exit. i saw how quick he disposed of that other poor soul, and did not want to suffer the same fate, so i grab and hit wolf form and bolt for my life.

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Success

Even though a minor item, its a victory none the less.

Gasper 1 other guy 0 (well 1 for him for taking down the other guy)

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Hail friends shortly after my episode in the Dojo i return back to my humble aboad in Luna only to find another traveler at the vendor just across from my house

Enter Lush



My hands where very needy today after my success over the Dojo villain, and today like any other day i wanted more and more, so why not finish today's adventure on a good note then.

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I snoop his packs and find exactly what i was after, a mana regen 5 tali, that will do just nicely, let me say hi in my special way that only i can do.

I begin my welcoming to this new found friend.

And Boom, it was mine.

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Well i took something else aswell, but just too the left you can see the talisman i was after aswell as this nifty buckler that will go very well on my vendors <!-- s:P -->:P<!-- s:P -->

Success then for me

Gasper 1 other guy 0


But wait there is more, i hear of another traveler also at the same place as i have just come from it couldnt be the same person could it?

Enter Hackey

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I had already snooped him and found what i was after, and trying new techniques of my craft i try a running steal to test my own skill against his lack of attention, as he sees me running towards him, yet he stands there , i let my paws grab what i seeked, and it was mine

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Into my pack falls my new item, i didn't stop once to snoop i just ran past grabbed and kept running, i saw as i passed he equipped a bow, yet it was far to late to think off attacking as i was much more cunning and faster than him.

So the prize was mine

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A very nice Bardiche that was once his now mine.

Another good day completed in the lands of Luna.

Gasper 1 other guy 0

Till tomorrow, good night Pandora.

Hail friends, what adventure lays ahead of us today, what tales may come of this day and more importantly what TREASURE might i find on my quest for self inrichment.

To the mines it is then.

Immedientely i find a target,

Enter the glorious Kaliope.



Not a very magestic creature i must admit, that bardiche she wields must hit rather slow, increasing my chances of theft and not being hit if revealed.

I watch her for a bit and wait till she stops to gloat on her success whilst killing a few monsters. i make my move, into her pack i snoop, looking through all the junk she has aqcuired since being in the mines.

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And there it is, i very nice agapite kryss, some say the swiftess of swords wielded by only those who can withstand the quickness of the blade, yet today it seems it shall be mine,

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I take what is mine and head for the exit,

Also on the list i find a pair of nice gloves, so i snag them too

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yet i stand too admire my newly aqcuired items and have a moment.

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These lands i roam in, they are always filled with players yet only one of each, surely with lands so vast it would be hard to find two players in the same area?

I ask myself this whilst regaining my composure after my steal i have just made and my answers where then answered.

Enter the nice hat wearing man Hollenbach

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I am dazed with excitment that i have stumbled upon 2 different souls in the same place, could luck be on my side, could fate be destined to grace me with more treasures of these lands, i think so.

I take a look and find what i like and take what i can whilst he is occupied.

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And there it is, a new disguise, a mighty Black Lotus Hood to hide my intentions. it is mine all mine

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I make haste back down to my old friend Kaliope hoping she has stayed to slay these fierce creatues and has accumulated more treasures for me to investigate and lighten her load.

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And there she was, right where i left her, still picking up items of the corpses of the slain, and i will re introduce myself too her once again. oooh that looks like let me help you with that.

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And so it was mine all the riches i prayed to get, i have found in this small hollowed out passage in the mountains, i have met two new friends whom i greeted in a very special way.

Time to head home .

But first a quick stop at the Dojo, just too see if fate will grant me a 3rd traveler today who might bring treasures for me.

Enter the Illustrious Drake Mcloud

Hooray lightening does strike twice, i mean three times, and look what he has brought for me.

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Really you should not have, even though you believe that Great Dragon you have tamed will protect you from players trying to claim your loot, he as many are blind too those invisible to the naked eye.

Not even your mighty dragon nor your skill will save you right now.

I find what is mine and take it

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Hooray, i stroke my ego with my newly acquired items, and head home

High fives all round

Gasper 3 other guys 0

I really enjoy all these posts Gasper, and im glad to see none of them are of myself being stolen from. At least not yet. haha. Keep up the good work! I love hearing your stories

Thanks Diomedes, yes there are many more too come so stay tuned, much more :P

Hail friends

Todays adventure seems to be a recuring event that seems to play over and over in my head at night, every day i wake and stumble to my feet, recovering from the previous nights ale drinking contest at the horse and carriage, whilst telling tales of my success to the local fishing captain.

We share our stories and it hits me.

If i target higher priority players does that = more loot, does it = more treasures, i ponder for a bit and prepare for the following mornings adventures.

That next morning arrives

So back at the very beginning at the Tokuno mines, i wonder all the way down, not noticing any corpses, its a very usual sight, yet if i know players which i think i do, some leave the creatures to do there daily routines up and down not too show that somebody has been there and run ahead to the big stuff at the end.

Enter the glorious Lord Chicken 

The very sight of this player sends chills down my spine, his armor makes my eyes glisten at the very thought of its worth, a head on attack would be suicide, and his mount terrifying in all aspects that it leaves nothing alive after its finished.

A terrifying man indeed, yet whoever said this job is easy clearly didnt have a run in with this fearsome foe.

So then what treasure might this new villain have , and will he notice me, or will his fearsome mount kill me before i even get a peek in his belongings.

I shuffle through some of his stuff, moving the objects that are of no value, and stumble upon a very well crafted Bone Harvester, an item if wielded and imbued correctly it could easily decapitate the head of a greater dragon with one swift strike.

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A worthy prize from a worthy opponent.

I dont even pause, as he is almost through the wall barricade, and my treasure will be gone for good, and he wont be standing still, he will be mobile and his fearsome pet more room too attack.

I take what is mine, and make haste as his speed trumps my poor wolf paws any day of the week, and with a long way back up too the exit i better hurry or i will be as dead as , well as dead as dead can be.

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Success, i take it and run for my very life that is only intact for a few seconds before he realizes i am there, i run for it.

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HOORAY, lotsa air punches follow.

i recall out safely with my new prize, i figured running would maybe lead me into the path of another venturer coming for some excitement, so recalling is much safer for now.

So another successful day in Tokuno mines completed, another victory over the men that rule these lands, and my life intact (PEW)

Gasper 1 other guy 0

Hail friends

Another day , another glorious day in the life of me Gasper Le Marc,

but first a quick poem by yours truley

err

ok i remember it now

Good morning ladies and jelly beans
i stand before you too stand behind you too tell you a poem i have never heard before
one fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up too a fight
back to back they faced eachother
drew there swords and shot eachother

Ok back to business now that my child hood memories have left my mind,

where were we, o yes theft, and alot of it, i find more and more often the most simple places grant greater success rates, for instance take this helpless wanderer, right at my door step.

Enter.........erm (Checks records for name) o yes

Enter the Dread Maxima

Pumps fists at this new non law abiding citizen, hmm a corpse at your feet, did you just slay that man? did you take his life leaving him nothing, not even the clothes on his back?

I ask you that, no answer, ok then i shall take something of yours as compensation for leaving a mess at my doorstep.

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Ahh that will do, just something that i can hold close knowing it once belonged to you,  i am very sure your attention is not on it so i will quickly just take it.

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Thank you kindly sir for your contribution to the "Make Gasper rich campaign"

so then i leave this new foe as is and bank my new treasure.

Successful morning, a good start i might add

Gasper 1 other guy 0

Hail good citizens of Pandora, another day arrives and more adventure too be had.

Skips down the stairs and heads over to the mines.

Whilst waddling along like a penguin through the Mines of Tokuno i spot a familiar face.

Whom you ask, well let me explain.

Many times i have walses through here expecting a adventure i stumble across this man.

Enter Obsidian

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A very one man show kinda guy, his lack of attention to me walsing in quite happily was a sign he was not aware of me, also because i am hidden (oooh i made a joke) not really, ok back to the story.

Every chance i get i snoop his pack.

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A little over here

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A little over there.

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And a final look just for good measures incase i missed something,

And nothing of value, nothing that catches my eye and make me drool on the spot.

so off too the bottom hoping somebody else might be here

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Empty.

Boring day complete

there will be no air punches, no shouting of success at the top of my head.

just an off day.

Gasper 0 other guy 1 (lotsa useless stuff on him, not worth stealing)

For now i am happy just too stretch my legs

Till next time

Good day

Hail friends

Its been a while since my stealing escapades left me wowing at my item i took, i have yet to feel that spine shaking twitch after a big steal, yet today the times have changed in my favor.

The items seem to be arriving at my fingertips quicker than you can say "Death to the thief" or something to that effect.

Yes times have been tough on this old crook of the game, i have grown a beard whilst waiting for that very opportune moment where my hands seem to be quicker than there blade, yet this time it has changed.

This time it begins like this.

Enter Magnus Arcadis

Now as you have noticed, my success seems too lie in the lands of the mines lately, i do not know why as yet, but it has graced me with many gifts to stroke my ego with, many items once believed valuable to someone cast to the side of the backpack like a mere piece of paper, taking the back seat to items they wish to acquire here.

So i shall not hesitate with taking these items then.

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A shield i find, o reallllllly, well i might not have use for it but you sir, surely will not have it for much longer i give you my word at that.

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Boom, gone, now to make haste to a safe location and rest these weary paws of mine, the deed is done now to check the prize

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An Order shield of well crafted craftmanship, an item i am sure i will get a few coins of gold for .

For now morning is a success.

PUMPS FISTS

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Hail fellow Pandorians

The tale i tell for now is a short one, this took place shortly after my sucess in the mines, yes indeed, the Dojo, same facet yet hoping for similar rewards.

Before i get to excited about what treasures may come of this outing, i stop and think about the players i have taken items from, and ponder too myself like only i can, if i had to give back these items to there rightful owners, would they be thank full or shout hate words at me?

I think for a few seconds and decide, Not a chance, i think i would be cast out of every town in these lands, a target would be painted on my back and i will be the prey of many hunters and killers that plague these lands.

So then for Success and self enrichment i carry on my tasks i have set, and make haste to the Dojo too see if success will grant me a second prize.

Hooray, a fellow traveler hidden under the largeness of his Greater Dragon, hmm, this could be a problematic experience

Enter Daric Lethius

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I could take the item i have found to be valuable, in this case a Bag of sending, very hard to find item, in his case it will be his last and hope i am successful and run like the wind.

Or

I could be revealed and be his Dragons Dinner.

Hmm, decisions decisions

I go with option 1 and take what is rightfully mine.

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I take the item, and am revealed instantly, i bolt for the exit.

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Hooray, success and good fortune seem to be on my side today.

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no wait ..............

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Hmm, another one that seems to ask for mercy, as if his monstrous dragon wasnt enough, he demands a trade to get his item back, who am i too say no too gold

I return the item for a hefty fine.

I return to my house a richer man

Successful day complete

Air punches all round

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Hail friends

Today i speak of 2 tales, both tales left me with a jaw dropping experience, as i believe both occurances where the work of a master, Me <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

I feel the gifts keep on coming as i seem to find a worthy adversary on every outing, and more importantly a worthy trophy at the end of the day.

In this case i like to show you exhibit A

Ahh a fellow friendly face, i remember you

Enter Lush

Now as you remember from previous outings i have tangled with this person, he let me take a very nice Mana regen 5 Tali of him, this occasion he does not dissapoint.

Whats this.............................................

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For me???????

I believe you have purposely left this to test me , am i correct?

Nobody in there right mind would leave such an item untended too, or uninsured.

Well in this case that person is you.

I watch for a bit, carefully watching his movements back and forth whilst his friend over there tries taming a Raging Grizzly Bear.

Gives me an idea, well seeing as though one mind is occupied lets wait till the other is too.

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He pauses for a moment, i only believe for a few seconds before he begins pouncing around again.

I strike

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Poof gone, now too run like a bat outa hell, he has the advantage as his mount is clearly faster than my wolf paws, i head for the tree line to lose his sight and avoid certain death once realization sets in off his loss.

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I am safe once again, with a very very nice prize in my grasp.

SUCCESS again.

Time to head home

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Hail friends

This next story is a very short yet self enriching experience ,

Now too carry on from my previous adventure in the lands of Ilshnar Spirituality i play home to the Tokuno mines again.

My soon too be favorite hunting ground, a place so rich with wealth and prizes its hard not too find it empty.

on this occasion i will continue with Exhibit B

Enter Sokar

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My paws freeze on spot at what my eyes are witnessing, am i being deceived again, am what i seeing in front of me real

no no it cant be.

That bow sir clearly you do not value your possessions as much as i do.

I think for a few seconds of its worth, the gold pouring into my pockets, my house being filled with so much gold i could dive into it.

The greed takes over, i have to take this before he decides he must use it.

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I take it, i contemplate quickly insuring it encase he snaps out of it and tries to kill me to get it back, no chance my friend, i head for the exit.

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I stop and gaze at its incredible craftsmanship, i head home and immediately put it on sale.

Its owner didnt even suspect me or try even barter it back, i never heard a squeak from him, so i presume he believes it vanished like thin air.

Success too me then

Undetected and Unsuspected once again

High fives all round.

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Hail friends

Tis been a while i must admit, business is at a decline, and players are getting smarter.

I was approached the other day by a man whos name is withheld due to some reason i cant explain.

He asked me.

"Hey you"

i said "who me?"

he said "yes"

i said "how can i help you sir"

he said "are you a thief"

i said "depends on what nice items you have for me today"

he said "im also a theif"

i said "welcome to Pandora"

he said "can join i u guild"

i said "WTF", at that point i couldn't find the grammar police so left it be for now

I then routinely took him through the ropes teaching him my ways and then he i notice his low level of stealing message come up saying "you notice ........ peeking into your possessions" message that only super awesome people can see.

I hesitate, and then take his life.

he says "WTF MAN"

i say "read the code, it will teach you the ways"

i then left him be with his body intact realizing he broke the code already before he even started, i took his life as show of order for the code.

For those interested in this code i follow here it is.

1. Thou shalt not steal from or loot fellow thieves.
2. Thou shalt not purposely reveal fellow thieves.
3. Thou shalt not identify disguised thieves.
4. Thou shalt not kill fellow thieves.
5. Thou shalt not follow fellow thieves around telling people that they are thieves.
6. Thou shalt offer aid and comfort to fellow thieves when possible.
7. Thou shalt not ask stupid questions
8. Thou shalt check the forum to see if thine question has already been answered.
9. Thou shalt retain a sense of humor.
10. Thou shalt not call thyself a thief if thou hast not stolen from thine fellow player.
11. Thou shalt remember that thine profession is spelled thief and not theif.

And if you wondering well Gasper you broke your own rule number 4, actually those who break the rules have no right to call themselves thieves and punishable by death (well thats my take on it anyway)

Good day, more adventures too come.

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Hail friends

A small guide i have compiled for the nessasary skills of a thief and some insight into training them.

What should my template be for my thief?

As far as I'm concerned, these are the minimum skills (after item bonuses) that every thief must have:

Stealing GM+
Snooping GM
Hiding GM
Stealth 75 or 80 (Shadow Strike)
Ninjitsu GM+

Yes, it's possible to get away with less, but I wouldn't recommend it.

What happens when you attempt to steal and item, how is stealing calculated?

3 things can happen when you attempt to steal an item:

You fail to steal the item and you turn grey. Everyone within a 7 tile radius recieves a message informing them: (a) who's stealing, (b) who they're stealing from, and (c) what item they're attempting to steal.

You successfully steal the item and you turn grey. Everyone within a 7 tile radius recieves a message informing them: (a) who's stealing, (b) who they're stealing from, and (c) what item they're attempting to steal.

You successfully steal the item and you remain blue. No one notices the theft.
Keep in mind:

The difficulty to steal an item unnoticed and remain blue decreases as your skill in Stealing increases.

The difficulty to steal an item unnoticed and remain blue increases as the weight of the item increases.

The calculation that determines your success or failure is rolled for every person within a 7 tile radius (including your victim).

This means that for every steal -- depending on your skill in Stealing and the weight of the item -- you have a certain percentage chance of being noticed.

That same percentage chance is re-rolled for every additional person in the area.

Stealing and how its measured

0-30 buy from npc
30-35 3 stones
35-45 4 stones
45-55 5 stones
55-65 6 stones
65-75 7 stones
75-85 8 stones
85-95 9 stones
95-GM 10 stones

and from 100 -120 you can use dye tubs to max it

Training Stealing

Well from my understanding pack mule stealing still works on the current patch.

Therefore one of the simplest methods for getting gains is to purchase a pack mule/llama and then place a heavy item on it depending on your skill level as mentioned above, i usually use dye tubs and place around 10 or so on the mule, and macro stealing the pack mule.

Make sure you tell the mule to guard you and for good gains try it out in fel, also make sure to replace the item once you have stolen it so you can continue getting gains.

Training Stealth

0-30 Buy from Thief Guildmaster
30-65 Stealth with only newbie clothes and a robe on
65-95 GM Full Studded Leather Suit
95-GM GM Full Studded Leather Suit and GM Close Helm

Remember, to have a chance at stealth you must have at least 80.0 hiding and be hidden when the skill is triggered. Without 80 (or more) hiding, you will get a message informing you that your hiding is not high enough, and you will not gain any skill.

Training Snooping

Probably the simplest of skills to gain, just make another character, set him at say fel in one of the towns there, and just simply macro snooping him untill you hit 100.

Simple and easy.

Training Hiding

This is another very easy skill to train, simple stand somewhere where nobody will constantly reveal you and macro your hiding button till you reach 100, easy as that.

Training detect hidden

This is a great tool to have as a thief as you always encountering players who you tracking who suddenly vanish of the grid yet you can still pick them up on tracking, you can either:

A. wait for them to reveal themselves and continue your mission
B. reveal them and go for the item or what you after, and give away that you are there if they dont notice off course.

But remaining hidden is the best option and waiting for them, but always handy to detect them sometimes if you are impatient like me :P

Simply macro detect hidden and stand somewhere where nobody is around and try target either animals or monsters they least likely to be around, and just set that to go till 100.

That is all for now.

Till next time

Good day

Another way to train detect hidden, is simply just target yourself over and over. Works all the way to GM. Doesn't matter if other players or monters are near. Or even where you are.


Also - To train Tracking (Another useful Thief skill)

Simply set a macro up (somewhere where there will be NO players) that records you Useing the skill tracking and selecting "Players"
Since there wont be any players in the area, it'll give you a message saying "You see no players in this area" or something to that effect, But you will still get gains this way all the way to GM

Hope this also helps

-Diomedes

Indeed thank you Dio, yes some methods have varied over the years yet some still stay steadfast throughout UO, i am glad the basics have not been changed that drastically.

Still stealth and wearing the correct outfit still is a troublesome task to train aswell as ninjitsu :(

Will update some more info in the next couple of days aswell as some new adventures and tales along the way.

Good day

Hail friends

Utmost apologies for the lack of adventures , it seems this new High Sees patch has brought many gifts to my door and time has been quite confined as of lately.

Yet i come baring new tales on this day, tales of righteous rewards and deception.

So lets begin.

It was a dark and stormy night, errr no it wasnt wait lets redo it

It was a bright and sunny day in the lands of Luna, it seems the current recession hasnt taken its toll that hard too those shop keepers in the north of the lands, it seems day by day it brings more and more travellers from a far to seek treasures on these once forgotten lands.

It was like any other day where i would skip down the stairs of my humble abode and find a wealthy traveller scourging around looking for a specific item at the local vendors in Luna.

I find it happens that they usually carry quite nice presents to grace me with each day, some more than others yet a prize none the less.

Enter Glorious Lord Theyeti

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Now as you may of guessed it, Lord Theyeti carries a very nice item that would go along nicely on my vendor for a good price, i see that he is engulfed in his current affairs and has not time to look around to make sure danger is clear.

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Well now, it may be clear to the naked eye, yet for you my newly found unfortunate friend you cannot see what is invisible, nor can you prepare yourself for what may come for you.

Yet i will take your item as a testament to my greatness, a plague sweeps these lands whilst the rich get richer the poor just stay poor, and i for one do not wish to be the latter, so let me relieve you of your riches to enable my self inrichment for years too come.

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Success

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Hail friends

I grow bored of the simplicity of stealing now days and seek a challenge, something that might be death defying yet self fulfilling in every way possible.

.........hmmmmm

.................Ponders some more

.....(light goes on)

Hooray, an idea

A book, simple enough you would think yet the content can be misleading yet intriguing to a traveler that he becomes sublimed with interest he forgets what he was doing, thus enabling me to pillage and plunder.

Hmm seems like a good idea, now to set up the trap.

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Final page

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Too me that looks pretty believable, yet the ending will be sweet for me, and bad for them, now to leave it on the floor and hope a traveler comes by to read it.

Hooray

Enter the Respectable Mercu

he reads the book yet its too late for him, i find what i am after , and what a prize indeed.

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I hesitate not for the other items, i reveal and take what is mine

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I hit wolf form and head for safety before he finds out the true plot to the book and is overcome with anger for letting his guard down enough for me to take his prized possession.

Success for me

High fives all round.

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Hail friends

Today i meet someone of great power, someone who will drop you just by blinking at you.

I must say i was very frightened when i came across this character i felt utter chills down my spine and the weapon and power he wields, a God you say, i cannot see any otherwise.

Enter Xeen  (cannot think of a amazing title atm)

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I am amazed at the sight of this man, a God from above walking alongside men, walking in the town that is flooded with poverty and death yet he speaks to the mere mortals.

I move in to get a closer look at this God

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Immediately i was astonished, from the depths of Hades what is this....................

Are my eyes deceiving me, are the Gods playing a trick on me again, no no, this is real what i see before me, a weapon so grave it could end a universe with one strike of its mighty thrust.

Blessed off course, yet this will be one item i cannot remove from its owner, going against a God indeed is seen as high treason and punishable by death they say.

Yet what i have done, i fear no death, no jail cell can hold me for long, i will break out, i will survive, and i will make your acquaintance one day God Xeen, in my very special way.

Good day for now mighty God.

Hail friends

After my run in with the Mighty God Xeen i have feared to wonder from my home incase i would be swooped up and spat out on a God forsaken island only left with a dagger to fend for myself or take my own life.

Yet treasure will not find its way into my bank without effort and commitment.

For ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!

But first a quick message to the world and its inhabitants

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Pumps Fists, Time to embrace the day

I roll a dice for where to go, it seems to always point too Luna, my home away from Home, what treasures will this great city bring for me today, off course its Uninsure your stuff day <!-- s:P -->:P<!-- s:P -->

Ahhh Ha

A Traveller

Enter Zyrmogen

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And an Uninsured item just for me, it seems people do read the ramblings of a old crook, haha

I will take your item as a truce between the rich and poor.

no no wait that's a stupid idea, instead i will just take your prized item.

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For Victory

I run off with my newly acquired item and head for the bank to put it away in the ever growing vault of richness.

Success

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But wait

News reaches me of a mighty beast and its master devastating all in the mines of Tokuno.

Ahh information i will not pass up and dissapoint.

Too the mines it is

I find the horror that lays ahead of me, i follow the corpses left on the ground, cast aside like a piece of paper in the wind, left lifeless, empty and without meaning anymore.

I carry on down till i find the cause of this treachery

Enter Lady Starnix

I joust around her back and forth watching her moves, and more importantly avoiding detection by her beast.

I quickly snoop her pack whilst she stops to bask in her glory

I spot something i like

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I take what i like

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Stupid as it seems i could not resist a prize from a mighty foe such as this encounter, and thus a prize will always remind me of how outsmarting is easier when hiding (Alot less deaths aswell) <!-- s:P -->:P<!-- s:P -->

Hooray

Air Punches all the way back to bank

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"Uninsure your stuff day"

 :lol:

Have to make it interesting somehow, otherwise there is no adventure or nothing to tell tales about :P

How about "Hunt down Gasper Le Marc" day?

I was actually thinking more on the lines of "the 1milllion gold challenge"  

Whereby a series of tasks will be set down along with requirements to progress forward to the next step and eventually finding a certain person hiding in a certain dungeon, and if you bring me the head of that person after all the other tasks have been complete, i will give you 1million gold :)

Its fun exciting, everybody can participate, and best of all its a free for all, full on no holds bards to see who gets to the prize first.

But that's just a pipeline idea i have.

I got loads more :)

If you need any help with it, let me know Gasper, i can help set up some of the tasks, and give you some of the prize money, ect. :D

-Diomedes

Thank you Dio for your support, yet the life i live outside this world has been occupying my time quite alot lately, i fear my UO may be reduced to a mere couple hours a day now as opposed to constantly being on.

I will have to sort out some time management so i can once again get back into the dark corners and continue my self enrichment scheme.

For now i bid you all Farewell

Till next time

Good Day , Good Night and Good Bye.

Hooray 404 views, thanks guys for the support, really making it worthwhile knowing people are viewing my posts and reading my Adventures.

There is alot still too come, so stay tuned :)

Good day

Quote from: "Gasper Le Marc"Thank you Dio for your support, yet the life i live outside this world has been occupying my time quite alot lately, i fear my UO may be reduced to a mere couple hours a day now as opposed to constantly being on.

I will have to sort out some time management so i can once again get back into the dark corners and continue my self enrichment scheme.

For now i bid you all Farewell

Till next time

Good Day , Good Night and Good Bye.

What? You mean we may be allowed to walk around pandora without one hand on our backpack, because we do not have to worry about getting robbed soon. say it isn't so, Gaspar. Blasted real life. LOL

I've actually been carrying a book in my backpack that's named "Shame on you Gasper"....lol

Cool stories bro.  :D

I have to say though, the Xeen "Banhammer" is insane!  :o

Quote from: "Maggdalena"I've actually been carrying a book in my backpack that's named "Shame on you Gasper"....lol

It's too bad we can't name our weapons. I'd call one the "Marc Slayer". Of course, he'd probably steal it.  :D

There are weapon engraving tools here :)

I knew about the engraving things, but I thought they did something different. I thought you could engrave runes on them to give them powers or something. Sounds stupid I know.

The engraving tools work with html. You can change font style,size,colore, backround etc etc.

Gasper,
 DOOOOOOO EEEEEEET !! (steal the banstick)
I
DARE
YOU
 :geek:

:) one step ahead of you, yet being blessed has its drawbacks, yet disarming, then last target stealing could work, if it wasnt :)

Yet being jailed for the rest of my life if i am successful would be quite a draw back.

Yet the riches are too great.

I have tried snooping yet says unable to snoop this pack, was quite surprized, the Gods deny me once again, but wont give up on my quest for self enrichment.

The holy grail still stands steadfast infront of me, taunting me, till that day i will sharpen my skills.

More Adventures too come, stay tuned, even our Gracefull, mercifull King plays part in the episodes to come.

Good day

Very good read. I enjoyed it and has helped me decide to start my thief soon here.

Should you require some assistance in game i should be around somewhere at times, other times watching and waiting, but otherwise send me a pm and i am sure i can help

Good day

Updates too the thread to come soon.

500 view Hooray

Hail friends

Alot of time has passed since my last steal, or anything that you would consider bad, i have taken some time out from my life here, yet now i am back.

*Faint claps from afar*

Well as you know High seas has reached us on this great shard, and what better way than to start out fresh, start new.

A new look yes indeed, that might just be the trick to get me back on form.

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Oooh blood red, like the crimson color of my thoughts in my head, where to begin my quest, where can i wreak much needed havoc and where is the TREASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tokuno Mines ahhh ha, never fails

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And were off, start heading up in stealth to avoid detection hoping to meet a traveler on there way up to do the daily tot farming.

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Green, ahhh this is truly my lucky day.

Word reaches me of a mystical beast that a player has tamed and is showing it off in Insula.

This mission will have to be put on hold for now.

To insula it is

A long pause follows on entry into Insula Capital...WTF IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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OK, now i have seen many wonderful and mystical creatures, some fierce that you just wink and you are its next meal, and some so placid you could run up and pat it on the head and it would prance around like a happy seal with a fish.

Yet this i doubt i would even get close too.  Its length astounds me, its spines on its back, this is a killer of the sea, a titan spat out by the Gods themselves to roam the seas in search of revenge, and now the pet of a player whom i have yet to be acquainted.

But enough time dwelling on what is new, time to see what treasures lay ahead of me on my journey today.

A new chapter has been unlocked, High Seas, now this sounds promising. 

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Ooooh, looks like a dock of sorts, hmm a corpse lay right outside the portal entrance, i must be stealthy to avoid detection.

A traveler, nay an Enemy, one i have yet to be acquainted with, let me say hi in my own special way.

Enter the Proper Hinata

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I hesitate not for what her business is here in these lands, or what the hell a sea horse is that she is taming, i seek only Treasure, and Treasure is what i desire right now.

I dive into her pack, shuffling items around finding if she has hidden anything among st the rubble.

And there it was

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A nice ring, to add to my jewelry collection i have on my vendor, i am sure she has many as they say diamonds are a girls best friend dont you know.

I snatch my newly found Treasure and she immediately turns as if too attack or say "Wow Gasper Le Marc, i am so honored, here my number" yet nothing like that happens, simply turns and gazes into my eyes as if marking me with a mental note.

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I take not a second longer and i am off.

I run as fast as i can, i jump the portal ............................ you are a criminal and may not leave so quick (KILL ME RIGHT NOW) what is this absurdities since when, arrr

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I have yet to be attacked, hmm, maybe hide next to the boat, i am sure she will not notice <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

She dosent

Success on my first day back, and successful steal on day one of High Seas.

Pumps Fists,

Good day complete

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Hail friends, another day, another adventure

Now there are many names i am called, murderer, scoundrel, low life, and the more common, Thief.  Yet today i wish to tell you off a tale that you would not expect, a side you have not seen.

Today i am a good Samaritan of Pandora, a defender of justice, upholder of peace, and Maser of all that is Awesome.

Now that my ego has sufficiently been stroked, lets continue.

Another day in Pandora another adventure in High Seas

I try out a new fishing hotspot in high seas

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I am greeted with a meeting that is closing as i enter, by the looks of it a player wishes to join a guild and now they are discussing or had been discussing business.

They make a portal and basically say go in, i hesitate not.

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Ahh Brit bank, another familiar place i visit often waiting for players to open portals from there houses so i can jump through and mark some runes for upcoming idocs, or stalkings <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

In this case, it looks all the right people are here, i wait and watch it unfold.

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The guild called Rom seem to be gathering, this seems like it could be worth my while to watch.

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A portal, why thank you sir, i give it a few seconds, i count to 5

1
2
3
4
5

I jump in (if you wondering why i wait, its so they get there first and they start moving away from the portal so i can enter, this way they dont detect me when they get there)

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Oooh a land i am very unaware of and unfamiliar with, i see them up ahead, i give pursuit whilst staying hidden and in stealth.

I follow only to find i am too late............

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Promises of riches, treasures, and entry into the guild by my understanding, all things some new player wishes to hear, in this case, a trap, a plot to get him out in the open, then kill him and gloat over his corpse as if they mock him.

What happens next, you probably thinking is, ahhh Gasper you probably stole from both of them, thats how good you are.

Nope.

FOR VALOUR AND SELF REVENGE

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I pull out my new bow i bought, and dropped both of them before they realized what had happened, whilst gloating in there victory over one, i take both of them down.

A thief becoming a warrior, ahhh i like the sound of that prospect.

I bask in my glory for a few seconds, they are gobsmacked, stunned .

I take there treasures as my own

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And then say something i saw once in a movie that fitted this scene very handsomely like me

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I rez the tricked player and let her gather her belongings whilst staying guard for an oncoming attack, who knows wheres these players come from out the wood work

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She re equips her stuff, says her thanks

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I take the heads of these 2 low lifes, and add there names to my black book.

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and

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Good deed for the day complete.

I feel relief in my work here today, i do 100 air punches all the way back to town and feel proud of myself for doing justice.

Killing two birds with one stone nay, with a powerfull bow of kickassery i say Yes.


Gasper 2 other guys Dead.

Very excellent steals gasper, hope to see ur stealing powers in action for more "recent" things,_Your former Theif, Lush 8-)

Indeed, and remember the code, number 11,

11. Thou shalt remember that thine profession is spelled thief and not theif.

Good day

Exelent story there Gasper, sweet payback too  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

*zap*! Payback sucks dont it? lol!

600 views + , thanks guys, time too add some more stories, will update in short, a few twisted and weird tales inbound.

Stay Tuned.

Gasper Le Marc

Quote from: "Gasper Le Marc"Indeed, and remember the code, number 11,

11. Thou shalt remember that thine profession is spelled thief and not theif.

Good day

I find this hilarious considering the presence of grammatical and spelling errors throughout your stories  :lol: Very entertaining though, glad I've made up a few of those 600 views in my short time here  :)

Keep it up!

Ahhh grammar police have arrived, throw away all your stolen goods.

:P

Yes my spelling is hardly off perfect value, yet i retain my story to the best of my ability, if it becomes unclear, please don't hesitate to contact me at gasperdosentcare.co.za, i am sure i can help from there.

Good day

I'm not the grammar police... if I was this forum would be awash with corrections from myself, I only said something because you corrected someone else. Anyway, it made me laugh and it - and your stories - entertained me. Is that not the point of all this?  :D

Gasper, you were my idol.. I loved your forum posts.. and then today, you found my house and killed all my gatherers and me.

You have broken your own rule by killing me - Des

4. Thou shalt not kill fellow thieves.

I am disappointed :(

O, fellow thief you say? yet how must i know that, it was the first time i have seen you good sir.  

Hmm, i must look over my crimes then as for me you where a common enemy, sapping up all the resources of these lands, with your 5 helpers, i just helped out the replenishment of Pandora, removing the means for your self enrichment :)

But i shall leave you be now,

Welcome to Pandora

Good day

:)

I shall continue to follow your adventures, but there will always be a memory of the day you turned on a fan.

Sapping resource from the land you say? I would call it stealing from the land - and this is something that you should be well versed in :)

Regardless, my operation has moved to ensure no more situations such as that occur again..

Quote from: "delboy83"I shall continue to follow your adventures, but there will always be a memory of the day you turned on a fan.

Sapping resource from the land you say? I would call it stealing from the land - and this is something that you should be well versed in :)

Regardless, my operation has moved to ensure no more situations such as that occur again..

Isn't that the dream of any fan? To be involved with their idol, be it good or bad?

Keep up the good work Gasper! Very exciting and entertaining.
Don't you just hate it when you want to root for the "bad" guy? haha.

Quote from: "delboy83"I shall continue to follow your adventures, but there will always be a memory of the day you turned on a fan.

Sapping resource from the land you say? I would call it stealing from the land - and this is something that you should be well versed in :)

Regardless, my operation has moved to ensure no more situations such as that occur again..

I know right. I would have a coronary if Gasper stole from me, but I would have to know it happened. Would it be wrong to ask him to sign the stolen item when I ask for its return ;)

I have actually considered giving back a few items to there rightful owners as a show of my craft.

Sometimes they are overwhelmed that they are missing precious cargo yet wont admit i took it from them as they didnt even see it happening.

But i am sure if you carry a book on you, saying some nice words to me i will take it and show it to you as proof if you like :)

Looking forward to making your acquintance.

Good day

Removed for now

Removed for now

You tried peeking at The Kings belongings and did not get turned into a Slime. Your skills impress me Gasper  :D

That was me and Drax dueling in the daily pit, nice to be in your stories if not nentiond by name.  Still great stories Gasper, keep it up.

Hail good friends of Pandora

Today i bring Tales from a far
a distant land hooray hoorah
tales of lust, tales of greed
so many treasures its hard to believe
yet who am i you ask
who is this dark figure who wears a hidden mask
a man of valor
a man of passion
loved by women hated with compassion

Right then poetry was never my strong point, but times call for some sort of triumphant melody and that was mine (spur of the moment, if you know what i mean).

Alas the times are changing, men grow stronger and more vigilant of my actions, they are aware of the opposing threat that is my presence, the dark lonely shadow in the corner, watching and waiting for any opportunity to make something out of nothing.

TOO THE MINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It always seems to be green on the days i strike lucky here, Hmm coincidence?

I wait for a bit before entering as i am graced with some great news from my guild mates whom are tracking an intruder to the mines, a player i am well aware and familiar with.

It seems he and his guild have been raiding one of our allies on there daily TOT runs, and now its time to pay the piper.

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I shuffle through, keeping in touch with my alliance members, to make sure our presence is kept hidden from them.

Back and forth they test me, in and out they run, scared for their lives i pressume, or they just have precious cargo they wish not to lose.

this jousting continues for 15 or so minutes before i order the hit.

Paralyze fields at the entry and then the end was finally upon them

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We reveal with force, taking them down before they realize their demise.

Success

Undetected and Unsuspected, just the way i like it, these planned and tactical assaults on these players are a necessity for the shift of power from the great to the poor, giving hope to those whom once where cast aside by these very mortals that govern these lands.

No more i say, equality for all, but riches more for me <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

Societal Cleansing complete

Time to make my exit for now

High Fives all round

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Hail friends

After the Societal Cleansing in the mines earlier, i stumble back after hearing somebody announce pvp action there.

Now who am i too judge there intentions, would i walk straight in and become overwhelmed with mass attacks, would i get welcomed with four players spamming wither to find my very direction......... hmm the list goes on and on, till i came up with another suggestion, maybe i will simply walse in and take what i want and leave?

Easier said than done, i think not on this occasion.

Enter Lady Lithium Moon

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Ahh a mighty lady warrior, agile in the art of death, a fierce competitor i might add, i have yet to be acquainted with, yet i am no warrior, no man that will simply demand a challenge seeking power and glory, i know for certain i will never win such a duel.

Alas the times are changing, where duels determine your fate in this world, where men or ladies for that matter become names that are put on boards in towns, for all to see how glorious they are, This person is one of those.

Surely a player as skilled as this would not fret to check her surroundings before indulging in conversation with another player in a pvp environment now?

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DROOOOOOLZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This must be a test, it basically says on it (STEAL ME PLEASE GASPER LE MARC I BEG YOU)
for this welcome invitation to your backpack and very considerable offering to me i will have to welcome you into the "Robbed by Gasper Le Marc Club".

I came, I saw, I stole

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I escape with my life intact, many spells where cast at me, and luckily the exit was close for my  wolf paws to carry me to safety.

The prize is mine, all mine

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Successful day in the mines once again, successful liberation of the rich complete ahhh what a day it was turning out to be then.

One more gloat before i go just to make it know to the world that nobody is safe then <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

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Good end to a good days work

Pumps Fists

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Thank you all for reading and to those especially whom played a role in the stories, your contribution will be forever remembered.

I will keep at it and update as much as i possibly can, there are more stories to come, so stay tuned.

Gasper Le Marc

O hi

Seems as though i have been neglecting this thread.

Fear not

I am Back

With a bang?

Err, no wait that dosent sound right, we in the med-evil ages for Petes sake

K will try again.

I am back with vengeance (Heroic tone in voice)

Much better.

Right, then a tale for one a tale for all,
a tale for many that shall not be ignored,
a tale so right it is fit for a King,
a tale of Valor i might actually sing.

I am back

An update is on route

Watch this space.

Hail friends and foes,

Ahhh i have finally returned from my hibernation in my cozy little cave.

My skills have sharpened and beard has grown so long i wrap it around my weist and yet it still touches the floor.

Tsk Tsk

Yet enough of the hogwash, we are all here for one thing, and one thing only

TREASURE!!!!!!!

Hooray for the silver and gold ones i love you the most,

So then for adventure

Here

we

go

*Clears Throat*

Right so we begin our day as many others have commenced, ahhh the land of Luna, such a peachfull pressence that hovers over this small town, the early morning mist still glazes the very grass that has been blowing all night from the breeze of the ocean.

Ahhh such a great town, its people are just as hospitible, well to me more than others, you see i sometimes come accross a situation whilst out on my walks,

Take for instance this scenario waiting to unfold,

Example A

Enter the Lady MaryJane

Now like most ladies of the realm, they have deep pockets, and when i say deep i do not simply mean deep like you could hold a purse of gold, i mean DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP like the oceans.

Now as we have a fine example, let me explain what happens

Here i am simply minding my own business and who should pop in Example A(Maryjane) ahh such a bright young star, comming up in the ranks of the guild, simply minding her own business doing her daily routes to the shops.

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I search around in her belongings which i might say is not very neat for a lady of her caliber, yet none the less i must treat her with dignity *Cough*

So here i am doing what i do best, and there it was, a simple pair of gloves, yet not just any gloves but .............. "Leaf Gloves" it holds no sentimental value, just the name sounded AWESOME at the time.

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So then with our guest happily emptying her endless supply of guild gold into this prospects vendors i should help her out by carrying some of her wears.

This looks good, and so i will be off then

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I get so far only to realize nothing, absolutely nothing, not  flame strike, or poison attack, or mass attack, just a simple

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"Gasper what where you doing here lol"

Well my response to that would be this in particular

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A fine gift indeed, i shall give it to the local beggar in town, i am sure he will have great appreciated for such an item.

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Was good to be back

And good to get my paws active again, been to long since i last stole, had nightmares

For now

Good day

Hail friends

Success comes in many shapes and sizes

Yet today it comes more than often

It was like every other start to the day, i would wake up, stumble to my feet, throw on my shroud (yes sleeping nude is the new thing i hear) and rush down stairs. Open my cabin door and put my finger to the air for wind direction and head off.

Ahh yes the days of sleeping in waiting for something to happen is gone, now we must make each second count for it may be our last chance at life.

Today is no exception.

So here we go

To Luna

Again, yes i know Luna Luna Luna, well its where most people think they are safe, just outside the walls they think haha nothing will happen to me here, yet you are right, your life will be intact, yet your possessions i am afraid not.

Enter the Renowned Crown Con

A simple foe i have come across before, yet each time i sense his skill grows stronger, his presence more known, his eyes more blind?

Yes yes its unfair to say as i am invisible, but if the roles where changed you would say the same thing, yet i am here to do a job and so i shall.

I jump right into his pack and find what i am after

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A simple bag of sending, something a new player should never be without, it is instant access for something of high value to your bank no strings attached, ahh i wonder, would he be heading for some valuable items that he wishes to transfer, Hmmm

I ponder for a bit, then realize he merely just wants to stare at the clouds.

I pounce

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Like a slippery salmon i glide my fingers around the item and off i go heading for the tree line to break the line of sight.

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Success

Another valuable steal and he didnt even know

High fives all round

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Good stuff :lol:  I like the pics thanks

Haha yes -


Quite funny Gasper.

You really are 1 of a kind. lol

Sir, you are my idol.

I am merely an Opportunist showing what hard work and dedication can do if you put in the effort and time.

Stay tuned for more adventures, lots more to come

Hoorah

Dear Diary,

Today i write this as i feel that times are changing here in the Land of Pandora, i have noticed that many strangers i once called enemies now follow me around ask for me by name and not by my iconic signature (Pandora's Thief), why could this be?

Could it be that i have trod where many have trod before yet succeeded in making a mark in society that i shall always be remembered?

Hmm the thought ponders my brain every day, a fungus eating away at my very life that is soon to be expired like the meat in the local butchery.

Ahh times are tough indeed, i have lost valuable men in the field of battle over the recent months, some still linger around yet others prefer to lay dormant hoping that the seasons will bring better favor from the Gods.

Yet i am not one for hibernating, nor laying about waiting for something to fall into my lap...................... unless a damsel in distress off course, yet my quest is never complete, adventure lays right around the very corner waiting to be attacked like a pack of hungry wolves.

I remember once i was standing amongst the very men and women i leave my special mark with pondering the very reason for life a simple yet boring topic.

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Ahh the good people of Pandora, always filling the streets loving life, spending their hard earnt gold on such thrivetless things from the local vendors, yet their lives are not controlled by them, a higher power we call them "GODS" to some are in controll of our lives, i count my blessings each day that i will make it to the next.

Whilst counting my blessings the good man "Murphey" comes and

BAM

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Death to all.

Now this occurance made me think, its so easy for the life of man to be taken away yet it can be any day when you least expect it so we should take every day as it comes, every oppertunity we are offered and not have regrets.

Sigh

I am so compationate sometimes i make myself weep and drop to my knees <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

Right then.................. tears wiped away now down to business.

TREASURES BE WAITING OFFCOURSE.

LUNA DONT FAIL ME NOW

AIRPUNCHES ALL ROUND.

Time to embrace the day Hooraah

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Ahh back home, i feel that my dark passenger living inside me getting excited with every backpack i snoop, every item i slip my fingers around i get more exicited, but today i seek a new craving, the craving of new tasty things i have not yet acquired.

Time to hang around and see what the day brings me.

Ahh Haa Bingo

Enter MysticAQ

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Such a nice person, always carrying and lending a helpful hand to the local vendor owner, holding his goods whilst he sets prices that will surely impress the town folk.

I intervene and do some pricing of my own, called the five finger discount

Boom

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Gone with the wind as they say, so swift the grass didn't even move, the wind glided over me so quickly i was out before they even noticed.

Ahhh today is going good.

Hmm i ponder

Seconds?

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Why thank you sir, off course i will lessen the load i can see you are overweight and need some help.

YOINK!!!!!

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Ahhh i am so good.

Self congratulations are in order as i lick my wounds aswell as my new toys.

Hooray for a comeback

Hooray for me

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Hail friends and family *BS COUGH*

Right so back to business,

This will be quick yet fruitful

I remember times where i would just admire and marvel at some players, watch there daily routines, there secret champs where they would sit for hours upon end constantly redoing and redoing the same champ and farming up the relics and gold.

I see alot, more than most people can handle, yet every little action, every little comment that some miss as it is spoken so quickly and never repeated.

I hear it all

I see it all

And i take it all

Some things i cannot always see hear or take yet my job is to adapt and overcome the odds to take what is mine and give to the poor.................... no wait that was Robin Hood,

Let me rephrase that

Take what is mine and give to myself.

Ahh much better

And just as players come, players go, some faces are never seen again, some never heard from or leave a message to say where they going , they just vanish

Some i miss, and off course some i dont.

But then again, with new times comes new players,

This instance was one of those

Enter the NEW Michael Dean.

Before i go further

Wasn't that name of a famous actor???????

Baah was Michael Caine. my bad

Anyway Enter the New Michael Dean

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Ahh a portal from a distant land, hmmmm seems thought i have missed out this opportunity to see what great trophies you have from your journeys.

I shall keep an eye on you good sir


Right time to pass some time


TOKUNA MINES HERE WE COME

SUCCESS, someone is waiting, that means he is guarding the entry or just watching for stone to turn green.

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I pause for a bit and decide to go in

I then bump into my newly found friend

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O and what do you know, a pressie so early in our relationship, wow i have yet to even say Hi to you and you present a gift, i shall not decline good Sir.

Thank you kindly

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Ahh the gifts that keep on coming

I feel my urges growing stronger for more success in these lands, more rewards

And more Recognition from the Gods

For now

Successful day complete

New friends met and new toys gained

HIGH FIVES ALL ROUND

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Good day for now viewers

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetings Pandorians

Ahh times of success seem to be with me.

It must be blessings from the Gods, or that i am just that DAMN GOOD.

I like the last option best, anyway

Back to my day , So there i was, minding my own business walking around Luna walls, and low and behold a new face

Enter the Evil Enrod............................ wait for it........................ wait for it......................................................a little longer...LEGENDARY FISHERMAN

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Hmm

I pause for a few seconds to get my bearings and crack a joke to calm myself.

Right so a legendary fisherman rides into Luna

dum dada da

My jokes are so bad i need more practice.

Anyway, i am sure my new friend has some worthy treasures to make up for my lack of humor.

Boom

there it was

A perfectly crafted weapon, only for my eyes only, it seems as though he has yet to put any good work into it, but wow at it.

I will gladly add it to my treasures chest .

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Swift like a salmon and it was mine.

Now to town to avoid his clutches

Tsk Tsk, i bask for a while in my self greatness

Ahh now to bank my new toy

But before i do so

He speaks

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Right,

So lesson here kids

Insure your stuff otherwise the greedy tax man will repossess your goods.

And remember to vote for Pandora for number one.

There is a small cut in it for me off course <!-- s:) -->:)<!-- s:) -->

You, good sir, will prove to be quite the competition. I used to be the only real thief in Pandora a year or so ago. And now that I have returned, we shall have glorious rivalries. I bid you good day and will see you in the battlefield.

Good day and well met,

Yes a whisper in the wind has come to my ears of a new traveler in these lands, a distant figure from the past.

These days are filled with mystery and adventures, yet i am happy to see a worthy adversary has arisen from the past, might be time for my role to be fulfilled and cast in iron should this prove the ultimate test of skill.

I accept

Look forward to meeting you good sir

For now

Good day

"Thieving combat!!!!" Okay, which one of you stole my megaphone?

Hear He Hear He

Court is now in Session.

All rise for the hymn God Bless Gasper Le Marc.............

*Clears Throat*

O BEAUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS ..................... errr.

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE , THOSE ............

no no thats not it.

Heres to heat
Not the kind that ignites and burns down shanties
But ther kind that excites and brings down panties.
Heres to heat!

O HEEEEEERES TOOOO HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

*awkward silence*

Hooray i am back, low and behold i bestow upon you mere mortals a tale that has brewed from ages ago from the very foot i stepped into Pandorian lands.

whos Ready??????????????????


Lets begin

Wait

Wait

Just need to figure out how to steal again quick,

Been too long
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Stay Tuned

Awesome stories dude !

I'm glad you're back for more ehe :D

I enjoy them too.  8-)

Hail Townsfolk of Pandora

Tis i

Yes yes i am back, with more ooomph than ever, more tales of damzels in distress and more adventures of the misfortunes of others.

Hooray

So then lets commence from where we left off last

Luna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh the very town that made me the man ( Feral disguised as a man ) yet man none the less,

So i stand today before a council of Gods amongst men, and Kings that rule the land and ask the simple question that many have asked before.

Am i worthy to be Knighted with the honor and name from the Kings.

The question raised is as follows:

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I ask and speak with conviction like no other

I pause and wait

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Moments pass and i wonder if i shall be answered too, then finally a response of some kind

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Ahh short yet impactfull response from our King the beholder.

I reply and wait again

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Mmmmmm the suspense is haunting like a dark passage with no light at the end

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And then

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My life is now complete, my prayers been answered and my skill recognised.

My life long goal has been achieved and now my time to shine has come.

For now i shall make haste whilst basking in the glory i have, and make something of it.

TO THE MINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh a familiar site,                      CORPSES, this could only mean one thing, and one thing only, DEATH COMMETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i trail along following the scent of blood in the air deeper and deeper, my paws itch as i know only treasure ends at the end of this path, success in my hands i mean paws.

Mmmmm the taste of victory is going to be mine.

Enter the not so famous Godric Black

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First glance i could sense someone i have never encountered before, some1 how does not wear a robe or cloak to hide there mighty armour crafted by only the greatest of smiths.

Hmmm could this be a test

I sneak up

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I pop the pack

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ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A BAG OF SENDING

A BAG OF SENDING......................................

the sounds of my frustration echoes through the halls as an empty corridor like the emptiness of his bag.

A                                 BAG                  OF                  SENDING

Grrr

For this time wasting i shall take your bag, and not even spare you the courtesy of introducing myself yet leave you with bewilderment of my pressence.

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And that was that

Godric i pray you grow into something great and bare many treasures as i will not be hasty to track you again should your wear be empty.

Successful day complete

Airpunches all round

New name, new bag of sending

Gasper 1 other guy 0

Till we meet again

Hail good friends

It seems word has reached the dominion of my acceptance from the King, many folk have graced me with prayers and gifts and some with Invitations?

Enter the only Lady that makes me weak at the knees, i mean paws, the only lady that can turn my day from missfortunes to treasures ahhhh her very pressance fills a room with laughter and love, or Death in some cases.

Enter the ever so Glamorous Lady Rhinoa

*Faints*

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She then says something that got my heart racing like a raging ostid

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" A THIEF CHALLENGE"?

Hmmmm

A trick to play at my small heart or a invitation to something much more

I ponder

I accept

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We laugh together,

ahhhh good times

then the race begins,

Who can steal from the other first wins

Sounds simple, the starting point

The mines

I get there first, or so it seems

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Hmm sneaky, did she beat me to it, did she win already before it began,

I look around, yet she is nowhere to be seen, i sit and think, if i was a dashing damzel in disguise where would i go...........................

Umbra my heart tells me

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SUCCESS

and my o my, she has brought new friends with, i watch her make her move, whilst moving in the shadows, it seems as though her attention is fully on this new person who seems to be lost.

I snoop

Ahhh

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An enchanted apple, poisoned just like her heart, yet a steal none the less

I take before being too casual

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Success

It seems she was playing my own mind games, trying to fool me yet distracted like most at my Aura of Awesome.

Mmmmm times are tough, yet victory is mine

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I make a mock and then flee to bask in my glory whilst taming my ego

Hooray

Fist pumps all round

Victory once again,

Being Number 1

Good day for now

Goodbye Gasper, thanks for all the nice items you left me in your falling house..

I have donated Gaspers Books to Phaero's museum,they are interesting reading, everyone please take a look if you get time!

Gasper has departed?.....Nigel

I think so..

His tower fell a few nights ago with most of his things inside..

I'll miss him for sure, he was one of the most unique players on Pandora.

If you decide to return Gasper PM me in game and ill help get you back on your feet.. just keep your hands out of my pockets!

:( Even his hideaway has fallen, well i hope that he has luck to use his lightning fast fingers to seek into others pockets and maybe get some gold and buy a new one! :) Gasper come back!  :'(

I think he switched over to Descendants. I imagine it would be easier for a thief there.

...As if i missed his tower falling...Bet he had some sweet stolen bounty!

My lumberjack still carries a book in her pack named "Shame on you Gasper!"

He will be missed...The art of thievery will never be the same as most people just go guns a blazing pk-ing people and looting them. When Gasper stole from you, at least he was a gentleman about it...Minus telling the whole shard what he plundered from you as soon as he could...

I'm gonna do something cool, so everyone will remember him. Let's see after this Halloween contest. Gonna post some good pics and i hope to find some wandering souls from Felucca to create what i'm planning, Long Live Thievery!*

He was a true thief, and will be remembered both for his talents and his art....Nigel

Drumroll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poof of smoke.........................................................................................

Enter the ever so Handsome and talented

GASPER LE MARC

I am back

For how long is unknown, the tides are turning and life is changing and ever so once in a while a whisper of my name is cast around, the very thought of my name becoming a forbidden word only said by those who have laid host to my ways,

A mockery mmmm , yet here i stand

A firm role model for those less fortunate to the ways of the rich, a outcast like most yet a Legend under worn cloth.

I bring tidens of my travels from far away, a sister land familiar to this place yet so different people it is hard to explain.

Ahhh yet i am home now, i must rebuild my settlement as i see my castle has been pillaged by the very people whom i made examples off.

My bank balance plundered by the tax man for the enormous stable costs for my donkey.

Grrr

Sigh on you.

Yet this is only the beginning i tell you.

I will return

God speed Pandorians

Gasper out

WOHOOOO!!!! Time to empty my pockets again, unless i'm fast enough to notice you and add your head to my collection *Mwuahahaa!* Or is that too evil? Haha can't be.  :P

Welcome back, I guess I will have reopen the eyes in the back of my head....Nigel

4969 Views.....................................

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I am blessed too have such an amazing audience too view my work

I shall be here more often

Good day for now

Greetings travelers

I bring news from the land of...............

Err, one sec

Due too my enormous ................. fan club ( dirty minded people begone)

I was asked too visit a different land as word reached me of much loot and treasures that are going to waste.

I made haste, to the land i shall not name ******* *cough* rubbish land *cough*

Immediately i saw an opportunity to lay waste to these greedy townsfolk, one by one they shall fall victim too my ways.

let me begin the story here.

It was a dark and stormy night when.....................

Errr wrong story

A shadowy figure lurking from the darkenss.........

Ye that will do.


Hail good people of *******

**********Drumroll****************

*Poof*

Enter the ever so handsome and devilish Gasper Le Marc

Greetings *****omonians or what ever the lingo is here,

Tis i Gasper Le Marc, Scoundrel by day , romantic by night.

I come baring tales of my travels to you all whom bare to stay a while and ....... mmm wrong game..

Anyway

Let us begin

A tale so short it will be quick, a tale so endless it will make you think, a tale so .. ugg just get on with it

Let us start this chapter off with the quickest entry into the "Help Gasper get rich fund"

First to get aquinted with my surroundings, i head over to my old hunting grounds in Luna

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Activate Fel Rulesets, and get my hands right into it.

Luna was empty, a poor start to a day which was filled with such enthusiasm, i guess the local hangout is not at Luna like it use to be, Brit it is.

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I find a group of AFK vendor players whom spawn portals to locations where they have vendors selling items from their prevoius nights pillaging around champs spawns and mobs. i wait for the portal and head in.

I find my first target.

At number 1

Enter Blaine De Bovine

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A book wielding mage, ahhh my favorites, range attacks, easy to evade.

I follow him around, as he looks at stuff to buy with all his wealth.

He heads back to the portal, i miss my opperatunity

Or have i

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I pop his pack and immedieltely spot the Power scrolls, 110 Reisting Spells, hardly a treasure, but my gain his loss.

Yoink

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I make haste whilst he finishes his conversation

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Trash talk activated.

Ahhh success,

I hear about some comotion in Brit and head on back shortly after i rest my bones to a pint of ale, only to find my new found friend again.

Round 2 here we go.

I pounce

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I grab, he chases, i evade.

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I gloat in the success thus far,

And then

It speaks

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I take up the challenge but for another time, these bones need rested, got a good stretch for today.

End result

Gasper 1 (technically 2 ) Bovine 0


Stay tuned for more exciting episodes.

Good day

Apparently this post was reported for advertising my shard, but I see from the screen shots that this is from a time long before I took over, lol... What to do... Oo Kon?

I wasn't the one who reported... but i have to say that i don't see what this has to do with Pandora. So i am asking what this has to do with the guy owning that other server?
(And if i remember correctly we have been told it is forbidden to mention that other world.^^)

I reported.

I don't have anything against Gasp, Vor, or other servers.

I know it's frowned upon, on any server, to name drop other server's names in game or on the forums, so I took it upon myself to let the admins know. What they do from here is up to them since Pandora is their server.

That's pretty much it.

Hmmm

And theres me thinking i had some nice comments

I feel i have offended some, and sincerest apologies for such wrong doings,

I can gladly remove such comments and refrain from any infringements or "Name Dropping" in future.

I guess Pandora is more than my home, and everything else isnt, so forgive me if my stories made such accusations of other shards not being on par.

Gasper asks for forgiveness

:(

Quote from: Vorspire on March 05, 2015, 12:26:58 PM
Apparently this post was reported for advertising my shard, but I see from the screen shots that this is from a time long before I took over, lol... What to do... Oo Kon?

Well..............

I would serve a days jail sentence if that would make things right?

, i feel my appology comes straight from me and not that i choose too blow of my wrong doings.

But yes a wrong that i feel can be made a right.

:)

It's not up to me, it's Kon's call; but I'm not offended or anything, I don't see a need for apologies :)
I just got an email about a reported post from these forums and I always check them out, I don't see any harm in telling the story at all, I had to double check the post date to be sure it was recently posted because of how old the screenshots are (8+ months old, easily).
I don't think it is frowned upon to talk about other servers, at least I don't mind, people talk about Pandora all the time on my shard because some people play both; there is also the fact that Pandora and Freedom are practically sister shards :)
TL,DR; I don't see any harm done, but if the screenshots and story were based more recently, I could see it being considered advertising and probably would have removed the post myself.

Well in my opinion since he removed the improper information, and it was an accident. I personally will not take any action at this time. There is also the fact that it is a long existing story.


Just in the future Grasper please leave any server names out. The rest is fine by me.

Understood.

I feel my long term commitment to the shard is a true show of my character, and the passion i feel toward its people and staff.

Unfortunately some times what i say in my stories some might take offence, and some find humor in it, and i acknowledge my wrong doings of the "naming" of another shard.

But we learn from our mistakes, and continue on wards, striving toward greater success in what we do.

I shall take this as a learning curve to produce facts and not Poor judgments on others or other shards.

Gasper Out

Quote from: Dwarvey on March 06, 2015, 09:10:10 AM
Well in my opinion since he removed the improper information, and it was an accident. I personally will not take any action at this time. There is also the fact that it is a long existing story.


Just in the future Grasper please leave any server names out. The rest is fine by me.

thought it was obvious that they info had been n(o/u)llified

I Personally love any and every Gasper story... he has such a flare for story telling, and the pics just bring it to life that much more for me.. Plz keep Posting Gasper! you are Loved here my friend.. pick my pockets anytime! ;) gotta the the "yoink" lol

Hi  :)

Hey Gasper,

I was reading the forum quickly, and was delighted by some new tales of your adventures !

Unfortunately, I've read those on the ***** forums long time ago :(

You are probably the most entertaining poster I've seen in my UO history and I hope to read more from you !

Keep up the good work (or the scoundrel one I should say)

Quote from: DamJ.NeT on May 01, 2015, 03:06:44 AM
Hey Gasper,

I was reading the forum quickly, and was delighted by some new tales of your adventures !

Unfortunately, I've read those on the ***** forums long time ago :(

You are probably the most entertaining poster I've seen in my UO history and I hope to read more from you !

Keep up the good work (or the scoundrel one I should say)

You Sir

Have made my day and very existence worth while

I appreciate the gesture between one gentleman too another

This brings great joy too my life and for this i shall continuing doing what i do best

*Pooof**

Too Luna.....................................

Soooooooooo

Its been a while

:)

Indeed, still waiting for more stories !!

Quote from: DamJ.NeT on September 22, 2015, 05:45:21 AM
Indeed, still waiting for more stories !!

Indeed, and stories there shall be

Once i remember how to play this game :(

Been so long

Hail Good friends

Tis been a while and i hope you have not forgotten about me.

I come baring great news,

Well not great news but AMAZING News.

Whilst wondering through my estate of Luna, ( Yes its my estate ) well one small corner of it

I came too think, what more do these lands hold for me, what new faces will be shown and what new adventures will it bring.

Now you probably thinking, ahhh Gasper another day another dollar, another face another ...... ehh cant find a word that rythmes pfft.

Anyway, i decided to head too Britain, not my most fun place but i havent visited the bank damsel in a long time and i belive i do owe some coin too the royal treasury.

SO hop along i go

And BAMMMMMMMMMMMM

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One of my creators , A familiar face, i have not tangled with this being, nor seen him in the flesh

Could it be a dream, within my grasps the endless holy grail i seek is right within reach.

I endulge without fear

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I dip my paws into the silky undercoat too wear the bag hides underneath all that chainmail

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I am sorry what

" You cannot peek into the container"

Um

Lies

i change form

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Again, i have been denied

I grow impatient and decide too put my tail between my legs and head home

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I throw a word out so all the world can see that i GASPER LE MARC tried the unthinkable.

For now i bid you well

Good day Pandorians

Tis i, your beloved friend, loved by all except a few, well there is a long list

I have not tales for today, but rather a few gripes i have come across that i wish too discuss too see if i can get some sort of compensation for my efforts here :)

At number 1

A lovley day at the Luna bank, i decide too see what my current investments have done in my absents, due too the exchange a nice penny should be awaiting me

I ask nicely

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WHAT...............

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What happened to my endless supply of funds i had accumulates over the years of adventures and pillaging,

I wish to receive a formal letter signed and sealed by the king stating why taxes have layed claim too my wealth.

Ehh herm

Ok back to business

Number two

This i would of thought would be clear as a luna day

But for those whom do not know let me elaborate for you on a quick English lesson

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My lovley book for all too view yet..................

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I shall say no more .

Back too Luna we go too turn in for the night, hopefully tomorrow shall bring better fortunes.

(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww78/Miz3r/8_zpsjbrqymno.png) (http://s707.photobucket.com/user/Miz3r/media/8_zpsjbrqymno.png.html)

I notice someone giving me the furry eyeball

I do not have time for introductions as this was a very and i mean very brief encounter.

I begin my way too the portal to go home.

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He follows, i admire his wears and his Massive War Hammer, tha i am sure can easily crush my poor fragile bones.

I patiently wait for some sort of communication.

He floats around near me, and with the floating around the sound of his wings starts rustinling, like when you wear loose chainmail? Ye i know you warriors know that sound

I give a firm warning

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He makes tracks, as he knew i would throw down some words not fit for public consumption

Well that finishes off todays events, i apologize if it was not that fit from my normal standards.

I hope to do more updates this week

SO stay tuned

Gasper out

Who is this before me

The ghostly shadow of one famed for riches and plunder

mmmm, the name ...... i remember

Could it be he has returned to our lands once again to seek riches and fame



********Drumroll**********

Baaaadishhhhhhhhh ( suppose to sound like a drum crashing )

Hail good people

Tis i your friendly spide..........uhh ok that was clearly a flashback from something i saw

Anyway,

Gasper here, hope you havent forgotten about me

New tales , new adventures, where to begin, let us see

I woke the morning after a night at the local tavern, that is as much as i can tell as the tavern in bucs den is notorious for its good ale and cheap wom.... cheap rooms i was going to say

I found myself at the front of the tavern, and not in my room to an abrupt message

(https://i.imgur.com/X5Ky6kD.jpg)

Hmmm, something doesnt seem right, o its missing excessive stories told... thats it

Ok now i remember, ahh what a good night

Anyway back to our mission, the lands plagued with new establishments and wealthy beings that need to be spoken to and reminded whom walks at night

Away we go then

I walk to my favorite town of Luna

Needed to find some scissors to cut a bit of my robe that got torn in last nights endevours at the tavern and was greeted by  a friendly gesture

(https://i.imgur.com/xEvh8TF.jpg)

G thanks fellow townsman, what a way to be subtle amongst other folk

Pfft

I leave and head around town to see what has changed

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Some casual arrows laying on the floor forming the letters welcome back gasper ahh the good folk of britania are so thoughtfull

i move on back to luna to change some coin at the bank when i am greeted by this lovely chap

Enter the "Murderer" Pikachu......... doesnt sound very murderousy but none the less, i stop to listen

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He pauses then says something which seemed blatantly obvious having my specific title known around these parts

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Well.....

He asks for my auto graph

(https://i.imgur.com/3xi6Yfs.jpg)

I decline humbly

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Then he says something that made a tear run down the side of my shroud , it brought music to my ears, a townsfolk who understood

(https://i.imgur.com/xYWcfCo.jpg)

GOLD.........

The second part he mentioned, i kind of laughed at internally, as the very thought of a murderous pikachu thief just made me want to throw a pillow of flour at a horse.... no sense i know

I leave him be to bask in my glory and catch up with him a bit later at the bank

I see he was rather shocked when i just appeared

(https://i.imgur.com/vZ6Zjk6.jpg)

My reply was rather subtle but i knew he was wowed by my pressense

(https://i.imgur.com/2KtV0fc.jpg)

And the day wouldnt have been concluded untill someone had to throw a random insult, as you know insults just come flying at me now day

(https://i.imgur.com/qZ1vchR.jpg)

I cannot pronounce his name, but a thieving llama does actually sound pretty badass

Anyway, i shall retire myself from past days events

And saver the days knowledge and folk i have bumped into, and hopefully not see a final demand posted at the inn tonight for further bad debt

I bid you all a good day for now

Gasper out

Dum dum duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Another day another dollar, another dollar another ............. holla?

No wait that doesnt sound right at all

Hail good peasants of Pandora,

Tis i again

And i have breaking news...............

This just in

Gasper Le Marc has no further debt at the Bucs Den Tavern........ Whoo hooooooo

Thank you for all those whom have made this day possible, your unwanted treasures and gold has helped me realise my ways and pay of that which was sinking my estate.

I am very pleased that we are passed this day, and i am sure the guards too as they have been threatening to lock me up should i not pay, so pew........ done

I bring rather upsetting news today

I was out on a daily stroll when i noticed that the Treasures of Tokuno were active

Hooray right?

Well lets just say it was a unfortunate day i experienced ..

Lets start at the beginning

I walked out from Luna bank as per normal grabbing my free contributions out the "Lets get Gasper rich again box" which is situated East Side of Luna Bank

Small Disclaimer, this gold is non refundable k thanks

Back to the story

I bump into a few old friends so we say our morning greetings

(https://i.imgur.com/c1aFDMu.jpg)

I woddle down the road, still a bit tipsy after celebrating my paying of debt to the tavern party, and decide to throw out a joke the town jester told me, it really gave me a few giggles

It went like this

(https://i.imgur.com/YfcIEPs.jpg)

ahhh that was a good one, good old town jester, he has some good ones sometimes

then i was warmly greeted as normal

(https://i.imgur.com/hm0nr5h.jpg)

I brush it off and head right over to the Treasures of Tokuno event, at one of my old hunting grounds

The Fan Dancer Dojo

Yay, excitement, lets see who we will find today

(https://i.imgur.com/mQiYaA4.jpg)

I am immeditely greeted with the body of a Fan Dancer, and make no mistake, these a crafty foes wielding blades the size of a frying pan

i carry on to see where this foe is that is slaughtering the inicent

(https://i.imgur.com/4zLyYD1.jpg)

I almost clear the top floor, following the bodies laying all over the ground, he must be near, he must be loaded if he can take down so many

I continue on

(https://i.imgur.com/c8hEmX0.jpg)

The body count continues, o where o where are you hiding

(https://i.imgur.com/a0x6zx0.jpg)

I reach the end of the first floor and find nothing, he must be below, below where the danger increases

I slip into the shadows and stealth through the bodies

(https://i.imgur.com/KIglLtu.jpg)

I smell fresh blood, recently killed

I see up ahead in the corridor and hear disturbances

(https://i.imgur.com/y6giSxw.jpg)

I found him

............Boom Dynamite......... say what

I move in closer to realise his pet mowing down enemies like dominoes

I hide nearby where the carnage is going on and see his mighty Charger of death

I wait untill the Charger heads on and dive right into the pack of........

The Illustrious Lady Mephala

And greeted with a very very unfortunate answer

(https://i.imgur.com/X0FRrIX.jpg)

You cannot perform negative acts on your target......................

O spare me mighty ones, for you have brought me too my knees

(https://i.imgur.com/n3E72pW.jpg)

I vent my frustrations, reaching out to the lucky traveller , reminding him of his fate he would have suffered

I eventually catch up to them and just decide to announce myself in person with a harmless yell

(https://i.imgur.com/LKMuRaf.jpg)

Boo

That is all i had, i was so frustrated i had nothing else in mind

I head back to Luna where she speaks to me

(https://i.imgur.com/bBKoazn.jpg)

I knew i smelt something besides demons in this dungeon................

How dare she..........

The cost of ale these days does not go without a certain scent that accompanies it, and i for one am very fond of the scent it leaves, some would say a burgandy wood smell

Ahhh so good

I then blame the smell she describes of that her mule she rides

(https://i.imgur.com/ACITQoM.jpg)

The day draws to a close, i head back to my room at the tavern for a night of sorrows, no desire to drink the finest all in all of Pandora,

I sit and think back of how i was cheated, how rules have changed

And how much i could of had, but it was taken away like milk from a kitten

I will make peace with today, but in future i will not stand for such deception

Till we meet again

Gasper out

It is a very interesting game.

Quote from: JunySirus on April 30, 2021, 04:09:24 AM
It is a very interesting game.

I am a very Interesting person :)