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Hmmm

And theres me thinking i had some nice comments

I feel i have offended some, and sincerest apologies for such wrong doings,

I can gladly remove such comments and refrain from any infringements or "Name Dropping" in future.

I guess Pandora is more than my home, and everything else isnt, so forgive me if my stories made such accusations of other shards not being on par.

Gasper asks for forgiveness

Greetings travelers

I bring news from the land of...............

Err, one sec

Due too my enormous ................. fan club ( dirty minded people begone)

I was asked too visit a different land as word reached me of much loot and treasures that are going to waste.

I made haste, to the land i shall not name ******* *cough* rubbish land *cough*

Immediately i saw an opportunity to lay waste to these greedy townsfolk, one by one they shall fall victim too my ways.

let me begin the story here.

It was a dark and stormy night when.....................

Errr wrong story

A shadowy figure lurking from the darkenss.........

Ye that will do.


Hail good people of *******

**********Drumroll****************

*Poof*

Enter the ever so handsome and devilish Gasper Le Marc

Greetings *****omonians or what ever the lingo is here,

Tis i Gasper Le Marc, Scoundrel by day , romantic by night.

I come baring tales of my travels to you all whom bare to stay a while and ....... mmm wrong game..

Anyway

Let us begin

A tale so short it will be quick, a tale so endless it will make you think, a tale so .. ugg just get on with it

Let us start this chapter off with the quickest entry into the "Help Gasper get rich fund"

First to get aquinted with my surroundings, i head over to my old hunting grounds in Luna



Activate Fel Rulesets, and get my hands right into it.

Luna was empty, a poor start to a day which was filled with such enthusiasm, i guess the local hangout is not at Luna like it use to be, Brit it is.



I find a group of AFK vendor players whom spawn portals to locations where they have vendors selling items from their prevoius nights pillaging around champs spawns and mobs. i wait for the portal and head in.

I find my first target.

At number 1

Enter Blaine De Bovine



A book wielding mage, ahhh my favorites, range attacks, easy to evade.

I follow him around, as he looks at stuff to buy with all his wealth.

He heads back to the portal, i miss my opperatunity

Or have i



I pop his pack and immedieltely spot the Power scrolls, 110 Reisting Spells, hardly a treasure, but my gain his loss.

Yoink



I make haste whilst he finishes his conversation



Trash talk activated.

Ahhh success,

I hear about some comotion in Brit and head on back shortly after i rest my bones to a pint of ale, only to find my new found friend again.

Round 2 here we go.

I pounce



I grab, he chases, i evade.



I gloat in the success thus far,

And then

It speaks



I take up the challenge but for another time, these bones need rested, got a good stretch for today.

End result

Gasper 1 (technically 2 ) Bovine 0


Stay tuned for more exciting episodes.

Good day

Greetings

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I am blessed too have such an amazing audience too view my work

I shall be here more often

Good day for now

Absolutely HATE

And when i say HATE i am talking about hatred brewed from the depths of hell the "Grab" option

Casually minding my own business, come across a helpless person whom seems overburdened with goods from his travels, i try and assist whilst under cover of the shadow of the night,

And wait for it..........................

"Hey"

second later


"Hey" "Hey"

"Reveal cast"

O hello kind sir, i was merely examining your shoe laces, they seem untied.

"goes into ostard form"

Time to vacate the premises

I will find away around this problematic issue

Invitation accepted

Let me reacquaint my paws with some booty

Pvp nay, SISO yes

Stealth
In
Stealth
Out

Lets dance

I am really trying to get back into this, been playing Archeage for the past few weeks now

But i shall return, just busy patching so long and will make my grand appearance

I trust your return shall bring profit to myself

See you around

Grim you being afraid of refs explains why u went blue 

Excactly, I'm so scared of reds, that I was scared of myself and had to do something about it... Well imagine being paranoid of yourself... Totally not cool! But I made it to the Bluezone!

Even in the bluezone nobody is safe

Your pockets may be fill with treasures unknown to the rest of the world, but there is always somebody watching from the corners of the walls , praying you make a slip up

I dont see the:

"Shroud of Gasper Le Marc"

+100 to lady find

That should be in every household

The phrase "Forever alone" will be a thing of the past

[if you need anything please let me know]

Welcome back, if you need anything please let me know....Nigel

Ehhh herm

What kind of "Anything are we talking here"

*************************Swhooooosh*********************

*Trips*

ehh hhhhee, There was a mole hill

Greetings and welcome , Please feel free to come visit me in my humble aboad,  North west of Bucs den next to the Bell and Anchor, or thats what i think it is called, so many taverns popping up, one forgets which he resides in.

Gasper is the name, steali..........

Wont finish that sentence,

Looking forward to making your acquaintance

Good day

Where is the thieft guildmaster? I want to train my stealth...

I am here young one,

I shall aid your call, after i settle my debt at the cross and hook tavern

grrr

Ha

I see my name in cast iron for fondeling and debt

Nay i was sidetracked by a devilishly attractive bar lady who led me astray

I woke to find my jewellery robbed and coin purse snatched

I knew i shoulda left then but grrr the ale was flowing and buttons popping of her petticoat

O wait this is a family place.

eerrrr

Grrr