Hail all Pandorians

[Gasper Le Marc]

Hail, i am new here and wish to ask for favors, whoever might be able to assist me i sit at Bucs den tavern daily, feel free to come and sit and have a pint of ale with me, and bring gold cause i have overstayed my welcome and barlady needs rent.

Cough

Good day

[Horns Nigel]

Watch your wallets Gasper is on the prowl.......Nigel

[Arilindrial]

Hmmm Buc's umm sure Be right there. Just errr don't move around to much. Hmm? Ohh no reason..

[Gray]

Should I put a bunch of rares and valuable things, no insurance, in my pack before I come visit you?

[Horns Nigel]

I think i will go completely naked with nothing in my pack and just have a chat....Nigel

[Gasper Le Marc]

I think i will go completely naked with nothing in my pack and just have a chat....Nigel

wowowow its not that kind of bar Nigel

Howerver i do know a side allyway down Brit road just behind the butchery, if you go at approx 8:25 pm the butcher leaves and he leaves the door open,

I hear there is errr

A nice gathering of people, predominantly of the same sex

If you catch my drift, would gladly show you but i will be off after leading you there?

[Dwarvey]

I think i will go completely naked with nothing in my pack and just have a chat....Nigel

wowowow its not that kind of bar Nigel

Howerver i do know a side allyway down Brit road just behind the butchery, if you go at approx 8:25 pm the butcher leaves and he leaves the door open,

I hear there is errr

A nice gathering of people, predominantly of the same sex

If you catch my drift, would gladly show you but i will be off after leading you there?

The point of a date Gasper is to stay and enjoy. LOL
Don't worry no one is going to care if you are seen with a Gargoyle

[Saturn]

I'd love to meet you at this bucs bar. But alas im so weighed down with all this gold in my pack. If only there was some trusty Pandorian with a strong back that could carry it all for me...Too bad there wasn't somebody residing in that town that could help me. They all seem to hide in dark corners and pick their teeth with rusted daggers as they watch me pass...

[Gasper Le Marc]

Maybe the load was lightened whilst your gold was falling out of your pockets whilst you gazed upon the poor?

A ghost comes in many shapes and sizes, forms and colors, like that cute little bunny rabbit you so gracefully bent over to pet.

Awww cute little fury bunni, here is a carrot

*Yoink* item removed

nom nom, here have another

Dont mind if i do

*Yoink* undergarments removed.

Errr

No wait that wasnt how it went, that was a dream

In any duvet,

You where pillaged before you stepped one foot outa that portal

See you soon

Gasper Out

[Horns Nigel]

Gasper,  I would enjoy hearing about your best srealung attempt?  Whats the best item you have ever managed to steal?......Nigel

[Gasper Le Marc]

Best steal for me by far was from a fellow townsman ranked high in Pandora shard, he misplaced around 550 relics on one of his bugs,



I was there to help him carry

[Horns Nigel]

Nice, did you ever follow up on my tips from the other day???...Nigel

[Gasper Le Marc]

Nay i was sidetracked by a devilishly attractive bar lady who led me astray

I woke to find my jewellery robbed and coin purse snatched

I knew i shoulda left then but grrr the ale was flowing and buttons popping of her petticoat

O wait this is a family place.

eerrrr

Grrr

[Horns Nigel]

Have Noll give you a tour of the prison, its actually too nice, I suggest he add some torture devices....Nigel