King Konstantine Sayings

[Angel0178]

We all know about the Chuck Norris sayings like Monsters check Under their bed for Chuck Norris. Well, I was reading another thread on here, and thought it'd be funny to do one for Kon. Here goes, and if you think of some, pipe up.

When Franklin Roosevelt said "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself", what he meant to say is "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and King Konstantine", but Kon was sitiing in the crowd, and he got flustered.

Sorry, kind of long.

[Alifanfaron]

"I was once sailing in my boat, and I saw a sea monster, and then it ate my face."

...hmm, that wasn't very good. There's a chance that I don't understand this exercise, my bad!

[Angel0178]

When Chuck Norris divides by Zero, he asks King Konstantine first.

Got it?

[Alifanfaron]

Okay, let me try again: "The last time I was hanging a picture, I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer!"

Nailed it! << Haha, get it? Two classics for the price of one

[Angel0178]

That is kind of funny. Still not quite right, but funny.

[Alifanfaron]

I definitely get it now. Be prepared to have your mind blown:

"They say that you never forget how to ride a bike. But I did, and that's how I got this skinned knee! I like lemonade."

Look out, I'm getting really good at this! If you know a better one than that...keep it to yourself so you don't make me look bad 

[Angel0178]

:: facepalm:: Oh, are we live? BY GOD, I think he's got it. LOL

[King Kong]

hahhahahahahahahahah

[Alifanfaron]

I just thought of another wicked zinger, and I think it fits your criteria perfectly:

"I hate how the Olympics are on a tape delay. I like to watch the coverage the same way I like to mow the lawn: naked!"

BOOMshaka, I need a new craft to master because I'm pretty much the champion of this. The Glorious Alifanfaron, Legendary Zingmaster.

[Angel0178]

OK, I'm speechless. A thousand Internets to you, sir

[Voxpire]

If you turn the lights out, stare into a mirror and say "Konstantine" 3 times, then he will show up, photo-bomb you and post it on the internetz for the world to lulz at.

[Horns Nigel]

My new favorite saying is "Happy, Happy,Happy from duck dynasty......Nigel

[Thatperson]

"you can tell which one of those is my wallet, it's the one that says bad king konstantine on it!!"

[TheGrimReaper]

''They Made Chuck Norris Jokes Cos King Konstantine Is No Joke!'' BOOOMSAHAKABOOM!!